Just dropped by...

[DXII][Ouch!]

..to say hello.

It's great to get some new faces on the servers. Now we have to see about getting you on TS as well. :banana:

GG's last night Khan and Underdog. and welcome to all the HTM and friends that have stopped by.



P.S. I'll be building my new rig soon , so I'll be able to join the fun in UT3 as well.

Pz,
Ouch!

[Freak]

[Ouch!;14432']..to say hello.

It's great to get some new faces on the servers. Now we have to see about getting you on TS as well. :banana:

GG's last night Khan and Underdog. and welcome to all the HTM and friends that have stopped by.



P.S. I'll be building my new rig soon , so I'll be able to join the fun in UT3 as well.

Pz,
Ouch!

Welcome to the madness!

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Sup Ouch,take off your shoes,and hang for a while.

[HTM|Minion]

Welcome...we've had some ggs lately! :)



(but leave your shoes on... old_timer has a secret foot fetish)

[Freak]

Toe man!

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Damn,now ya'll went and spoiled all my fun.

[HTM~Night_Ranger]

Welcome, ouch!

Don't mind OT's fetishes they're mostly harmless, that thing he does with the shock rifle is a different story ;)

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Hell,when ya get to be an oldtimer,fetishes are all you have


mmmmmmmmmm,toes <shoots goo gun all over self>

[Freak]

Got Goo? lol

[Freak]

Hell,when ya get to be an oldtimer,fetishes are all you have


mmmmmmmmmm,toes <shoots goo gun all over self>


No pics PLEASE!

[HTM~ZenEye]

um, eww

[HTM~olde_tymer]

No pics PLEASE!

Damn,and I was gonna head to the screenshots section from here.

[DXII][Ouch!]

Um...er...thanks for the....uh....welcome?:respect:

We gotta get on TS together, it'll be a hoot!
And on the topic of fetishes, did you guys notice the way most of the DXII players celebrate a final frag in a round of TAM?

Ewww....

[HTM|Minion]

Man, Ouch is getting cold feet and we haven't even brought up the goat yet.... ;)


We're all a little deranged here Ouch, but we won't hurt you.... well most of us anyway. :sheep1:

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Speaking of the goat........

[HTM~.:Q:.]

:couch:

[DXII][Ouch!]

Man, Ouch is getting cold feet and we haven't even brought up the goat yet.... ;)


We're all a little deranged here Ouch, but we won't hurt you.... well most of us anyway. :sheep1:

Ha! Hardly. With the likes of Hilljack( he prefers sheep to goats) and Warpy around nothing phases me anymore. Warpy, that bastard, sent me a link on TS to that 2girls1cup website.
If you don't know what it is, keep it that way. If you do, I'm sorry I brought it up.

Anyways, I'm serious about getting on a TS channel when we all play next. I think we'll all have a great time.
Pz

[Freak]

Don't forget the sheep! :Sheep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug&feature=related

[HTM~.:Q:.]

I thought Rage would have been by this thread by now :fluffy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s&feature=related

[DXII][Ouch!]

Don't forget the sheep! :Sheep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug&feature=related

LMAO. I've never seen that before.....gg

[Freak]

The song use to play on our old home page.

[Freak]

I thought Rage would have been by this thread by now :fluffy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMYNAabs1s&feature=related


There is another one out there,I can't find where the sheep are wearing black fish nets. lol

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Got my goo gun loaded....now where's that damn goat

[Freak]

Got my goo gun loaded....now where's that damn goat


I'm not dropping any names,but he's yellow and his hat stinks.Heard he keeps it locked up in the bedroom closet.

[DXII][Ouch!]

Ok, I've just read the HTM server rules and I have some questions and comments


1.Use of derogatory language or remarks-This is the basis for all my communications with my clanmates on TS

2.Excessive swearing- What's excessive? Is there a fixed curse word per second limit?

3.ANY Racial remarks will not be tolerated- I'm ok there

4.Excessive taunting- Does Tea-Bagging your flaming skull count?

5.Excessive crying/whining- I'm screwed

6.Abusing another player (picking fights or calling them names etc).- But what if their name really is "FlakWhoringSonOfABitch?

7.Abusing any ingame voice channel- I guess I should just un-install TeamSpeak now..

8.Player names with derogatory language or cuss words. Refer to # 6

9.Using another players "known" Nick- I promise, I "won't"

10.Using aimbots or radar or other cheats-No sweat :shock:

11.Calling out player positions or powerups while spectating- I better not die first in TAM then

Acting like a total Jerk-Off - This one is the catch all for anything not covered above. Play nice and you won't have problems -Refer to # 5

[Freak]

These rules really apply to someone that is flat out trying to piss someone off.One of my good ut buddies first comment when he see's me is hi asshole or something much worse.Sometimes there maybe a young player or someones wife on and we try not to be too crude.Have you listened to our zounds?That answers most of it. lol My lame bot is set to miss 99.9 out of 100.lmao If you whine I'll cut the cheese.

[HTM|Minion]

Yeah... I think you are the first person to actually read those rules.

1) this was intended back in the days of our "trials" assault servers as a tool to temp ban the kids when they got out of line.

2) refer to #1

3) nuff said

4) remember those guys that bound taunts to thier movement keys?

5) lol

6) again for trials idiots that sat halfway through the map with thier shield gun knocking players off the ledge.

7) This is INGAME voice channel "public" not teamspeak...you can do anything on TS ;)

8) Well it's kinda hard explaining to my kids what a "fuckstick" is....

9) We had some issues with retards using clanmates names and ...well I won't go there.

10) self explanitory

11) this was a pre-TAM rule...kinda useless in TAM..lol.


BTW I stole these rules from another clan... I'm much too lazy to think of all this on my own. :)

[Freak]

Now that I rethink it I don't remember actually ever reading the rules.I've been a bad boy.Spank me,spank me oh spank me again! Ahhhh Now that was good. lol

[DXII][Ouch!]

Yeah, I just found it laying there and I had to poke it with a stick. :banana:

[Freak]

7) This is INGAME voice channel "public" not teamspeak...you can do anything on TS ;)


Hmm,could be berry interesting.lol

[HTM~ZenEye]

beer? underwear?

[HTM|Lunch_Meat]

:D:respect:

[Freak]

beer? underwear?


lmao Just Gimmie Turbo Dog!

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee166/htmfreak/aaa.gif

:woohoo:

[HTM~olde_tymer]

OOO,Freak,you sexy b****,you,lmao.

[HTM~.:Q:.]

lol!

[DXII][BABalishus]

I swear to God I always forget I'm on the HTM forums when I come here to read posts cuz you guys are SO much like us LOL.

It's the BEST way to be as far as I'm concerned!
F*&ked up and PROUD!!!!! (this is a compliment btw, for all you unfortunate sane people out there)

Oh And HIYA OUCHIE!!!!

[HTM~olde_tymer]

Sane people,where?

[Freak]

:crazy:Now that I'm working more at our family biz which is a home I like to call for the mentally challenged,I'm feeling so much more at home here at HTM.hehe If anyone falls over that fine edge I have a room waiting,though I may already be there.lol We do have high speed there so how bad could it be right? I'll just have to sneak off to have a turbo dog or 2.

[HTM~Night_Ranger]

High speed? Did you say *high speed*????
I f I wander around and follow the little animals saying *bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb* do I qualify?;)