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frogger
09-29-2005, 10:35 AM
A man sitting next to a beautiful blonde on a plane looked over to see
her seemingly in shock from the headline in the newspaper she was
holding, which read:

"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Riots."

She turned toward him and with trembling voice asked "How many is a
brazilian?"
HTM|Minion
09-29-2005, 12:02 PM
:-D
HTM~Par
09-29-2005, 01:15 PM
i second that notion :-D
)o(Stormblade
09-30-2005, 08:30 PM
ouch! #-o
HTM|JaK_5quat
10-01-2005, 02:06 AM
Here's the version I got in an email just the other day:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?
)o(Stormblade
10-01-2005, 03:24 AM
ouch! :lol:
Moo
10-01-2005, 05:10 PM
Huh :?:
HTM|Silence
10-02-2005, 02:16 AM
lol nice, made me laugh and people stare at me now >=-)
HTM|Xankreigor
11-01-2005, 08:39 PM
um how is that funny? lol :-D
HTM|YellowDog
11-02-2005, 07:31 AM
I laughed a brazilion times
HTM|Lunch_Meat
11-02-2005, 12:23 PM
I laughed a brazilion times

I laughed a brazilion infinity and one times.
Freak
11-02-2005, 09:50 PM
Brando hasn't gotten that far in math yet.lol
{SBD}SJAndrew
01-26-2006, 11:34 AM
I have a couple...

Q. Why can't blondes take birth control pills?

A. Because they always fall out.

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Q. Did you hear about the blonde who died of thirst staring @ a can of orange juice?

A. The can said "concentrate".

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A Blonde, brunette and redhead were on death row, about to be executed by a firing squad.

The Brunette is first.

She is walked out and blindfolded. The guard says.."Ready.....Aim...."

The Brunette yells "Tornado!!!"

In the distraction, she manages to escape.

The redhead is next.

"Ready....aim....."

The redhead, seeing how it worked for the brunette shouts "Flood!!!".

In this distraction, the redhead manages to escape.

Seeing this, the blonde has a plan...

The frustrated guard walks her out and makes ready for the execution..

"Ready.....aim....."

The blonde shouts "FIRE"
HTM|Minion
01-26-2006, 11:40 AM
:-D
Freak
01-26-2006, 04:59 PM
:roll: