HTM~ETBABY187
09-30-2005, 08:27 AM
A SCOTSMAN MOVES TO THE U.S.A. AND ATTENDS HIS FIRST BASEBALL GAME. THE
FIRST BATTER APPROACHES THE BATTERS BOX , TAKES A FEW SWINGS AND THEN HITS
A DOUBLE. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING "RUN" !
THE NEXT BATTER HITS A SINGLE.
THE SCOTSMAN LISTENED AS THE CROWD CHEERED,"RUN, RUN"!!
THE SCOTSMAN ENJOYED THE GAME AND BEGAN CHEERING WITH THE FANS.
THE FIFTH BATTER CAME UP AND FOUR BALLS WENT BY.
THE UMPIRE CALLED "WALK."
THE BATTER STARTED HIS SLOW TROT TO FIRST BASE.
THE SCOTSMAN STOOD UP AND SCREAMED,"RRRUN YE LAZY BASTARD, RRRUN!"
THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM BEGAN LAUGHING
EMBARASSED, THE.SCOTSMAN SAT BACK DOWN.
A FRIENDLY FAN NOTED THE MAN'S EMBARASSMENT , LEANED FORWARD AND EXPLAINED,
"HE CAN'T RUN--- HE'S GOT FOUR BALLS."
THE SCOTSMAN STOOD UP AND SCREAMED, "WALK WITH PRIDE, LAD."
lol have fun guys
FIRST BATTER APPROACHES THE BATTERS BOX , TAKES A FEW SWINGS AND THEN HITS
A DOUBLE. EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING "RUN" !
THE NEXT BATTER HITS A SINGLE.
THE SCOTSMAN LISTENED AS THE CROWD CHEERED,"RUN, RUN"!!
THE SCOTSMAN ENJOYED THE GAME AND BEGAN CHEERING WITH THE FANS.
THE FIFTH BATTER CAME UP AND FOUR BALLS WENT BY.
THE UMPIRE CALLED "WALK."
THE BATTER STARTED HIS SLOW TROT TO FIRST BASE.
THE SCOTSMAN STOOD UP AND SCREAMED,"RRRUN YE LAZY BASTARD, RRRUN!"
THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM BEGAN LAUGHING
EMBARASSED, THE.SCOTSMAN SAT BACK DOWN.
A FRIENDLY FAN NOTED THE MAN'S EMBARASSMENT , LEANED FORWARD AND EXPLAINED,
"HE CAN'T RUN--- HE'S GOT FOUR BALLS."
THE SCOTSMAN STOOD UP AND SCREAMED, "WALK WITH PRIDE, LAD."
lol have fun guys