Sick local humor

[HTM|JaK_5quat]

Couldn't resist posting this great "local" joke. Hope you find it as amusing as my warped sense of humor:


The day after losing his wife in a kayaking accident, a man answered his
door to find two grim-faced Washington State Troopers.

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife."

"Tell me! Did you find her?" the man cried.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in Bellingham Bay."

"Oh my god!" said Mr. Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The trooper continued. "When we pulled her up she had 2 five-pound king
crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs on her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

[HTM|Brookie]

LOL THAT IS FUNNY

[HTM|cram kills all]

thats sick (throws up) :oops:

[HEYMAN]

:twisted:

that's the cops for ya

[HTM|CASEY_JONES]

ROFL :!: :!: :!:

[Kayla]

8) thats our Jak! lolololol nice joke hehe.

[Dragon]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF FROM LAUGHING :lol: :lol: :lol:

[HTM|JaK_5quat]

The follow up: This is a true story, and it's not really funny, but it has an amusing element to it. The 16 year old son of an old buddy of mine drowned in a boating accident a few years ago and when they found his body the crabs had done a bit of damage. The father and I go crabbing together quite often during the season, and ever since then he keeps 'em all. Nevermind if they're too small or female or whatever, he doesn't give a *hit, every crab goes in the pot.

Anyway, sad story, but with an amusing twist. Kinda like life itself.

Cheers,
JaK

[frogger]

good joke...good story as always jak.