HTM|JaK_5quat
11-25-2005, 08:56 PM
Richard and Collin wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00
between them.
Richard said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
sausage. Collin said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all." Richard replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Richard immediately ordered two double shots
of Jack Daniels. Collin said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Richard replied, with a smile, " Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Richard said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more
drunk....all
for free.
At the tenth bar, Collin said, "Richard I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Richard said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third
bar!"
between them.
Richard said, "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large
sausage. Collin said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all." Richard replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."
They went into the pub where Richard immediately ordered two double shots
of Jack Daniels. Collin said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!"
Richard replied, with a smile, " Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Richard said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them
out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more
drunk....all
for free.
At the tenth bar, Collin said, "Richard I don't think I can do this
anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
Richard said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third
bar!"